Well folks, hold onto your wigs.Alert the paparazzi.
Clear the runway.
Fatima the Fatsia has officially entered her supermodel era.After surviving snowmageddon, slug attacks, and Tom’s dodgy planting skills, Fatima the Fatsia has officially entered her diva era.She has not come to play.This morning I discovered she has quietly been working on her new look… and she has dropped TWELVE brand new leaves in one go.Twelve.Not two. Not six.
Twelve.She is no longer growing a modest Motown wig.
The beehive has been activated.
The comeback is real.Stay tuned for the next episode of “As The Garden Turns” — where one plant rises like a phoenix while another continues her award-winning sulk.
Clear the runway.
Fatima the Fatsia has officially entered her supermodel era.After surviving snowmageddon, slug attacks, and Tom’s dodgy planting skills, Fatima the Fatsia has officially entered her diva era.She has not come to play.This morning I discovered she has quietly been working on her new look… and she has dropped TWELVE brand new leaves in one go.Twelve.Not two. Not six.
Twelve.She is no longer growing a modest Motown wig.
We’re talking maximum volume. Maximum drama. Maximum “I woke up like this… after months of therapy.”
She is now cultivating a full-scale, gravity-defying, 1960s Motown Beehive that would make Diana Ross jealous.The new leaves are still tiny and tightly packed at the top like she’s had a serious session with the rollers and extra-strength hairspray. From a distance she still looks slightly recovering. But get up close and you can see the ambition. She is clearly planning world domination… or at least the “Best Supporting Shrub” award.Meanwhile, Caroline is still lying on the ground in her dressing gown, refusing to speak to anyone.Fatima has spoken.The beehive has been activated.
The comeback is real.Stay tuned for the next episode of “As The Garden Turns” — where one plant rises like a phoenix while another continues her award-winning sulk.
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