Well, the garden has officially split into two camps.On one side we have Fatima, strutting around with her brand-new 12-leaf Motown Beehive, sparkling like she’s headlining at the Apollo. Confidence levels: 1000%. Hairspray budget: enormous.And then there’s Caroline.Caroline has seen the photos.
Caroline has read the blog post.
Caroline is not amused.From her dramatic position on the ground (still refusing to stand up properly), she has issued the following statement:
“12 leaves, darling. Try to keep up.”The garden soap opera continues.
Place your bets now — will Caroline make a miraculous recovery, or will she stay in full tragic heroine mode until autumn?Stay tuned.
Caroline has read the blog post.
Caroline is not amused.From her dramatic position on the ground (still refusing to stand up properly), she has issued the following statement:
“Twelve new leaves? Twelve?!
I’ve been here slowly dying with dignity for months and that overgrown salad is out here dropping a beehive like it’s 1965?
The absolute cheek.
I had one tragic leaf left and she’s out here doing backing vocals for The Supremes.
I hope her new leaves get aphids.”
Sources say Caroline has now demanded a black mourning veil, a chaise longue, and a stronger dose of venomous side-eye in garden history. She has also been overheard muttering “Ungrateful garden… after everything I’ve suffered…”Fatima, when asked for comment, simply shook her beehive and said:I’ve been here slowly dying with dignity for months and that overgrown salad is out here dropping a beehive like it’s 1965?
The absolute cheek.
I had one tragic leaf left and she’s out here doing backing vocals for The Supremes.
I hope her new leaves get aphids.”
“12 leaves, darling. Try to keep up.”The garden soap opera continues.
Place your bets now — will Caroline make a miraculous recovery, or will she stay in full tragic heroine mode until autumn?Stay tuned.
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