Thursday, May 7, 2026

Walter’s Indoor Adventure

You will never guess what just happened.

I had the back door wide open so the fern and strawberries could continue hardening off. Next thing I know, Walter flies straight into the lounge like he owns the place, has a full-blown panic attack, does a dramatic 180° mid-air U-turn, and flies straight back out again.The absolute dozy twonk. He’s gone from sitting motionless in cold birdbaths like he’s at a luxury spa to breaking and entering. I didn’t even have time to grab my phone for a photo. I’m still laughing.Walter, mate… what were you thinking?!

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