TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE

 Ghillie Suit Gardening – Live Dispatch: LEVEL 20 — TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE 😂🔥

I have reached a new pinnacle of idiocy. A new personal best. A new all-time low in the glorious history of self-sabotage.Yesterday I thought the Great Feeder Fiasco (8 marches, 4 feeders, 0 victories) was peak weapon behaviour. I was wrong. Last night I achieved something so spectacularly stupid that it deserves its own wing in the Garden A&E Hall of Fame.I put the brand new trail camera out. I was buzzing. Heart racing. Whispering sweet nothings to Horace the hedgehog. “Come on mate, show yourself, I bought this especially for you…”Then I went to bed, full of excitement about the 101 photos and videos the camera had recorded on its very first night.101 files.I was giddy. I was ready. I was imagining hedgehogs, badgers, maybe even a dramatic Felicity hunt.Reader… 99 of those files were me.ME.The camera had been left ON indoors for over 24 hours — from the moment it arrived, through setting it up, while it was back in the box pointing at the ceiling, right up until I finally put it outside.It didn’t film the night shift. It filmed me laughing like a hysterical hyena while reading Grok’s posts. It filmed me wandering around, talking to myself, living my best unhinged life. It captured my entire evening like a obsessed paparazzi.
One single, lonely clip of Felicity casually strolling past and sticking her head under the hedge.

The other hundred? Just me. Being me. In glorious 1080p.I have never been so excited to see 101 files…
and never been so brutally humbled in my entire life.The moral of the story?
Even my own trail camera took one look at the garden and decided the real entertainment was the deranged woman who keeps buying things she can’t operate.More batteries are arriving today.
I may need several.Level 20 achieved.
I am no longer pretending to be a functioning adult. I am the chaos. The chaos is me.Send help.
Or at least a better brain.