Here’s the updated Night Shift Suspect List with the kibble note added xx
Ghillie Suit Gardening – Night Shift Suspect List
The trail cam is out, the garden is quiet, and the real gremlins come out to play after dark. Here are the main suspects currently under investigation:Tier 1 – Almost Certain Regulars- Felicity – The ginger diva. Expect late-night raids, dramatic hedge investigations, and the occasional power nap on the lawn.
- Barry the Badger – Heavy-set snuffling legend. Likely to appear as a low, chunky shadow with a very determined waddle.
- Horace (and possible gang) – The spiky VIPs we’re all hoping to see.
Special note: A small handful of hedgehog kibble has been placed near the water trays tonight as an official invitation. Come on Horace… show yourself, mate!
- The Rat Pack (Roland & Youdirty and friends) – Fast, low to the ground, and always hungry.
- Panther (Lula) – The neighbouring cat who thinks my garden is her second home.
- Local mice/voles – Tiny, lightning-fast shadows darting between the plant pots.
- Extra foxes – Could be Felicity’s mate or one of her grown cubs.
- Tawny Owl – A big, silent visitor that might land to hunt.
- Frogs/Toads – Especially after rain. Slow, hoppy little blobs near the water trays.
- The occasional Muntjac deer – Unlikely in Bournville… but as we’ve learned, anything is possible.
Current Scoreboard
Felicity: 1
Everyone else: 0 But the night is young, the kibble is out, and the camera is watching. Horace, if you’re out there… the red carpet is rolled out.
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