Night Shift Report: Barry Junior Is Back, Baby

 

Ghillie Suit Gardening – Night Shift Report: Barry Junior Is Back, Baby

Well, well, well… look who’s decided to renew his tenancy agreement.After a brief disappearance, Barry Junior returned last night like a chunky little landlord doing a property inspection. The new camera angle caught him perfectly — first snuffling around the pots like he was checking the rent was still being paid in worms, then doing a full waddle across the patio with all the confidence of someone who knows exactly where the free water dish is.He’s looking proper healthy too. That rounded badger barrel-body, the little white stripe starting to show, the “I pay my taxes in destroyed lawn” swagger. No messing about.Current status:

• Barry Junior: Back and bolder than ever
• Lawn: On borrowed time
• Me: mildly concerned but mostly just impressed he’s so photogenic in night vision

Felicity better watch herself. She’s been treating this garden like her personal spa resort, but now she’s got competition from a badger who looks like he’s training for the 100m worm dash.I’m choosing to see this as a compliment. My garden is clearly the hottest nightlife spot in the neighbourhood. First Felicity moves in full-time, now Barry’s doing late-night visits. At this rate I’m going to need a bouncer and a loyalty card system.Cafe Scoreboard:

• Barry Junior – 1 (confident return)
• Felicity – 1 (still top dog… for now)
• My lawn – 0 (already writing its will)

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