Single Mother, Chicken Leg Connoisseur, Professional Smug Sack of Potatoes
Ghillie Suit Gardening – Live Dispatch: Felicity in Full Food Coma 😍OH MY HEART. Look at her. Just look at her. Completely zoned out, flat on her side in the grass like a very satisfied, very spoilt ginger sausage. Ears relaxed, eyes shut, not a care in the world. After the smash & grab chicken leg, the full deluxe breakfast, and the strategic nap positioning… she has officially powered down for a proper post-meal snooze.This is peak single-mum behaviour. She’s had her massive feed, and is now sleeping it off like she’s on a luxury spa day. The garden is quiet, the Littlies are buzzing around safely, and Felicity is living her best life in full food coma mode.For breakfast she had:1 pouch meaty dog food mixed with taurine and salmon oil drizzleA few peanuts, suet pellets and fox kibbles for topping1 bacon sizzler1 gravy bone and1 raw chicken leg (this is what did it for her!)She looks so peaceful and content — worlds away from the tactical, chicken-stealing, hedge-jumping predator we usually see. Just a very full, very tired fox having a well-earned nap in the sunshine.My philosophy is if I give her a good breakfast, then one of my wildlife lives to see another day.
Current Felicity Status:
Current Felicity Status:
- Position: Horizontal deluxe
- Belly: Extremely full
- Mood: Blissed out
- Threat level to Cyrils: Currently zero (but she’ll be back on squirrel patrol once she wakes up)
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