Brilliant.Ghillie Suit Gardening – Littlies Gone Full Chaos ModeThe Littlies have officially lost the plot.Not only have they discovered the oyster shell grit tray, but they’ve decided the best way to use it is to flick it absolutely everywhere like tiny feathered vandals on a stag do. My patio now looks like it’s been hit by a very enthusiastic gravel explosion.And just when I thought it couldn’t get any better… they’ve found the “WELCOME” mat.Yes. They’ve taken the literal invitation on the doormat as a personal challenge. The mat is now covered in grit, the dish is half empty, and I’m pretty sure they’re doing it on purpose just to wind me up.This is their version of the Magpie Air Force’s moss-bombing raids, except instead of targeting me from the roof, they’re running a ground-level scatter campaign across every flat surface I own. At this rate I’m going to need a industrial vacuum and a stiff drink every time I open the back door.Current Cafe Score:
- Littlies: 1 (maximum chaos achieved)
- My patio & welcome mat: 0 (absolutely coated)
- Me: questioning every life choice that led to buying grit in the first place
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